Time Deposit with 1% interest

年薪

甲： 你年薪多少?
乙： RM80万.
甲： 那一个月差不多有7万哦!
乙：是的,这是基本工资.
甲：不错嘛,做什么的?
乙：做梦的......

入職前後之分別!!!!!!!!

進入公司前

老闆： 萬分歡迎，無左你, 我地公司肯定好大分別！
職員： 如果工作量太多，我會辭職的。
老闆： 放心，我唔會比咁樣既事情發生！
職員： 我逢星期六日可以休息嗎？
老闆： 當然啦！哩個係底線！
職員： 平時會日日OT 到淩晨嗎？
老闆： 無可能，邊個話你聽架？
職員： 有餐費補貼嗎？
老闆： 唔洗講啦，絕對比同行都高！
職員： 有無做死人既風險？
老闆： 唔會！你點會有咁既念頭？
職員： 公司會定期搞旅遊嗎？
老闆： 哩個係我地明文規定！
職員： 那我需要準時返工嗎？
老闆： 唔會，睇情況啦。
職員： 人工呢？會準時出糧嗎？
老闆： 一定係啦！
職員： 所有工作都係新員工做嗎？
老闆： 邊有可能，你上面仲有好多資深既同事！
職員： 如果管理職位有空缺，我可以參與競爭嗎？
老闆： 唔洗問啦，哩個一直係我地公司賴以生存既方式！
職員： 你唔會係呃我掛？

進入公司後 ...... 由下面讀返上去

打工一族必备的三道护身符 :-)

The "MONEY" Game :-P

A Good Sharing - Recession

What is recession?

This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.

His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.

But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up..He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sell more. He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father. Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it."
The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times." The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right"."We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of The Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think we do!!!!!!!!!! !!What can we take away from this story??

1. How many times we confuse intelligence with good judgment?

2. Choose your advisers carefully but use your own judgment

3. A person or an organization will survive forever, if they have the 5 Cs * Character * Commitment * Conviction * Courtesy * Courage

The tragedy today is that there are many walking encyclopedias that are living failures. The More practical and appropriate views on this economic recession is:

"This is the time to reunite together for any small or a big organization, this is the time to motivate and retain people which are the biggest asset, this is the time to show more commitments to the customers, this is the time to show values of our company to the world ".

Index to track unit trust equity funds

iFAST Capital Sdn Bhd believes its Fundsupermart.com All-Equity Fund Index (FEFI) will help unit trust equity fund investors better monitor their investment.

FEFI is the first index that monitors and tracks the returns of unit trust equity funds in Malaysia.

The index is accessible on Fundsupermart.com, Singapore’s biggest online unit trust distributor. The portal is operated by iFast, a joint venture between OSK Investment Bank Bhd and Singapore’s iFast Corp Pte Ltd.

Fundsupermart.com Malaysia and Singapore general manager Wong Sui Jau said the introduction of the index was timely, given the current economic conditions.

“Up to now, investors commonly look at other indices to monitor the status of the stock market. Although these indices mirror the overall situation of the market, they are not designed to provide up-to-date information on unit trusts in Malaysia.

“The launch of FEFI is well-timed. With the current financial situation, the index will serve as a benchmark for investors to monitor their investments and guide them to invest,” he said at the launch.

The index currently tracks 44 domestic equity funds. It is calculated on a daily basis, with the level and corresponding date displayed on the website.

Wong said there were plans to add more funds to the index, depending on the industry growth.

“We update the index every six months and will add new funds accordingly,” he said.

Wong said a fund must be open-ended and have daily price fluctuations to be considered for the index, adding that iFast also planned to launch a bond fund index in the future.

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